The lulz just keep comin'~

This lovely post is a fine example that all you people are doing an awesome job! It seems TTR went a'seekin' the Wu Lord, and (thanks to Jake) damn if he didn't find him... read on for more...

Wei is falling. The bodyguard is gone and one by one we lose our members. Our faction leader will not last long, I think. I propose a coup de tat, or several in fact.

(No kidding, right?)

I wish to minimize blood shed and player loss. I want to save Wei by destroying it. This will also spite Shu who has been obnoxious and outright lied to me. I will have vengeance...

(lolShucat sent him a message... needless to say, it went over like a wet fart in church)

What I want to do is simple. I wish to find the Wei faction leader, be named successor, have them killed. When I ascend I will name you successor to Wei and then I can be killed, either lynch or assassination. You will then be able to move all Wei players to Wu. This way most Wei players will be saved at the cost of losing their faction. A fair trade I think. You will have overwhelming numbers and the unaffiliated not tied to Wu should flock to the stronger faction.

(Tempting... I was already planning on doing this anyway.. but probably just going to kill the Wei Lord and have done)

That hit your bodyguard absorbed? Yeah, that was me. I was lied to and told you were Shu (if you are Shu, and are now laughing at me, I will be very upset. Very).

(insert malicious peals of laughter here)

I am a sleeper for Wei that has awakened. We are, as THG put it, for when the shitty shitiness happens and are meant to swing the game and save our faction. Kill power is far from all I can do, as I would not be so reckless to approach you like this if I did not feel mostly secure. However, I cannot rally and I cannot lead. I follow and do. I don't plan and I cannot network. My win condition is now neigh impossible, so I thought I might strike a deal.

No one in Wei knows of this, and I would like to keep as few from knowing this as possible. Only you, if you would be so inclined. Turn all of Wu to finding Wei, turn them to killing Shu and this should be quick. I am the obvious choice for successor with my powers. Once the Head is found I shall cut it off and hand it to you.

(he also doesn't understand that once you become faction leader, you lose your powers)

As a favor, if Aarin is not part of your faction (tell me one way or the other) I would like him dead. I was told he was Wu, by him and others, only to be told that he is Shu. I don't know which is true but I think that latter might be. If so, kill him for me to seal this deal. I can do it myself, but I might have other targets before night 3. I was also told you were Shu, but evidence says otherwise. I hope I am right, but I felt the gamble would pay off nicely.

(better keep BBC on Aarin)

Since I have been ridiculously honest here, I think you should feel you are able to trust me. I would like you to turn your resources to help me finding more Wei that I can contact. Consider them future subordinates and hand them over to me first. Whether things turn around for Wei or not I will fulfill this if you agree to it. Consider it a contract; a dead Shu tonight, or in lynch backed by you today, will seal the deal for me. (Aarin, if he is Shu. If he dies and is in fact Wu I will not be pleased) Tell me your targets name before the start of day 4.

Not to make this sound a threat, merely to inform you, I have made arrangements should I die for some reason. Let me know your decision soon.

Ok, game plan fellers. BoD was the Wu Traitor but is now one of the Guardians. We need to use that to our advantage. If we can somehow convince the populace to vote for BoD, we can guarantee someone's help with this...